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Boy, I bet that got your attention.
Many months ago now when I had one of my six monthly check up for my blood pressure test and age related conditions with my friendly Irish doctor who I have a good relationship with. It must be said that it took a number of regular 6-monthly appointments for him to understand me and my sense of humour. Visiting ‘Him’ after he had completed all the tests, some being with the old machine of pumping up a band on my arm and reading the results and then saying I want you to pee into this bottle and me saying “What from here” together with all other tests he would subject me too. I would always leave his consulting room by telling him a near the knuckle joke. One occasion I said to him that recently I had been given a 30-tablet box of Viagera and I didn’t think very much of them, his face was a picture, one of shear disbelief. “Whaaaat” he exclaimed, [remember Viagera was first ‘invented or discovered’ for those of us who suffer with high blood pressure and it was found that it ‘worked’ in other areas as well – true.] “Yes – true”, I said , “Only twenty eight of them worked”. Pause, he then twigged and I left his consulting room left with both of us laughing. However he told me that should I require them he would be perfectly willing to prescribe them. I feel that at the moment I don’t need them, however in the future it may be a different requirement.
I am perfectly happy with the relationship I have with most people and authorities, I treat them as I expect them to treat me, nine times out of ten it works for me, there are some occasions when consulting some persons in authority when they don’t seem to have a sense of humour and my humour falls short, I think, ‘Poor sod” for them to live life like that with their dull existence.
Do I talk to inanimate objects, yes I do, do I hug trees, yes I do, do I talk to flowers, yes I do, do I talk to animals yes I do am I crazy, yes I am, do I talk to my computer when it goes pear shape and wont work and tell it I’m going to replace it with a laptop, does it then behave perfectly well, yes it does. Do inanimate objects have a life, yes they do, I have proof – photographs, yes that right, I have photographs of a ‘Rose’ bleeding to death as a results of being damaged.
For one of my lady friends a number of months ago now for her birthday I bought two dozen red roses, I released that perhaps two dozen was a bit rich so I reduced them down to one dozen, the other 12 I left on the side of the table, I must have seriously damaged one of them for next morning I found it bleeding to death. Yes that’s right bleeding to death. Oh My Gosh, what should I do, there it was bleeding, streams of red blood from the stem. First aid treatment required, bandaging the wound to the stem and packing it in Ice, yep I did this and sure enough it work. It was standing up straight as its relations were a couple of days later.
I have proof. Watch my blog posting late on for photographs for the recovery of ‘The Bleeding Red Rose’.
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